Daily Axioms 4/11/11

Nomads are going to make a comeback. 2012, year of the gypsy.

Daily Axiom 4/10/11

Bland sarcasm+laugh track =/= humor

Daily Axiom 4/9/11

"Macho Man, there is no equal..."
-Epic Rap Battles of History

Daily Axiom 4/8/11

Dinosaurs cannot die. Therefore the meteor didn't wipe them out, they simply used it to launch into space to conquer other planets because Earth was no longer a challenge. Fossils are remnants of the victims of the Dinosaur Mafia.

Daily Axiom 4/7/11

Squirrels are the ninjas of the mammal world.

Daily Axiom 4/6/11

There should be more attractive girls in Nirvana T-Shirts.